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I know, there’s plenty of reasons for that. Hitting on a married woman (forbidden fruit, what’s a man to do? *shrug*), sucking at God of War (the god will smite you for that!), not worshiping Elvis (or appreciating Britney Spears’ music, if you allow me the liberal use of the word music), or not knowing who Ingrid Bergman was. And there there’s the more colorful ways, let me count the ways: When your boss asks how your meeting with someone went, tell him Oh, I had her saying ‘Yes! Yes! Yes!’ And when your manager looks blankly back at you, say back True story. That colleague sitting on the next desk, with the shirt with shoulder flaps? Un-button the shoulder flaps, and button them to the wrong ends so that the right shoulder flap is buttoned to his left shoulder and vice versa. Just as you’re leaving for lunch, and a colleague asks you why you never ask her out to lunch, tell her that she’s fat and that she needs to go on a diet. If another colleague tries to console the poor girl that she’s not fat, tell him to stop sucking up, then turn to her and tell her than only two kinds of men would have this opinion of her; a) married men, who have been programmed to say that, because well, let’s face it – when a woman asks you if she looks fat you don’t think, you just say NO! And b) single men who’re trying to hit on her. And tell her that since you’re neither, she can totally trust your honest and sincere opinion and should go on a diet. Then go about your way to Hardees. I’m sure I’ll figure out more ways.

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Karrachi

Posted by Absar | Posted in Life And Love | Posted on 09-03-2009

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As a kid, I always used to wonder why the tube to aircrafts were always slanting down from the departure lounge. Couldn’t they just make the lounge on the same level as the aircraft doors? But now I know. It is to overcome the time-proportional gravitational force that compells you to stay.

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Despite the power crisis, taking off from Karachi is one of the most beautiful sights. Though on the night of my departure it was marred slightly by the presence of stabbing green decorative lights.

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I changed my look. Well, sort of. It just kind of happened by itself. Now I have short(er) hair with that just-out-of-bed look, and fake glasses. Apparently glasses make you look intelligent. And apparently, I’m the only guy out there who tells people that he’s wearing fake glasses. Kind of defeats the entire purpose, doesn’t it? Anyway – the glass affair was very short-lived. It lasted only the two hours that my plane was up in the air. I just couldn’t live the with the Supermans-champoo-secret-identity-Clark-Kent look.

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I went to Dolmen Mall at Hydery to have some ice cream – my bhabi had just received an increment, and I wasn’t going to let that go without an ice cream damn it.  Anyway, we were getting ice cream from gellato, and suddenly it dawned upon me that I’m in a public place:

Me: Bhabi, sambhaalien apni aulaad ko, mein nahi sambhaal raha – sab larkiyan samjhengi mera hai!
Ammi (sarcastically): Haan bhaee, meray betay ka score kam ho raha hai!

:P

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Send me the song list kaminay! Or mail me the songs if you can. :P

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Lol, acha na, I’ve emailed you a list.

Hotmail ya Gmail?

Wow. Living up to your reputation, aren’t you? :P Abay dono check kar leta :P Gmail pe ki hai.

lol, my Brother does the exact same thing! He doesn’t like carrying kids incase people thing they’re his. Sometimes he relents though, considering my neice and nephew aren’t always over and these are the few days he gets to cuddle them.

And you haven’t learned by now that I only check my Hotmail account regularly Shanoo? :P

OH NO :(
I so want to go to Karachi Now :(
Khair, have fun :) !

Gellato?

Haayeee!! That ice-cream is divine! Well Baskin Robbins is more divine but jo bhee hai, karachi kee ice-cream tou hai!

Andd have fun in karachi.
:D

Man come on, Tropic Thunder was funny as hell!

What’s her name?

Lance.

Listen here, Lance…Lance? What the f*** did I just hear? Lance?

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[...] Karachi looks beautiful from the sky at night, as Absar wrote in his post. [...]

Are nt there one too many ‘r’s in your Karachi?

Why are you counting ‘r’s? Don’t you have papers to study for?

@Purple: Lol! Yeah, I did say that but I ended up cuddling him in the middle of the mall, so there goes my big plan! :P

@SAWJ: And you haven’t figured out that I don’t care? :P Okay this has gone on long enough! :P

@Huda: Dude, I’m already back! :P It was a very short trip, just over a long weekend :)

@Qurrat: The best ice cream I’ve ever had has got to be Häagen-Dazs! Mmmm I can taste butter pecan just thinking about it! :P

@SAWJ: Dude, it was OKAY. The comedy was MINIMAL. But I’m not surprised you like it, you’ve got a whacky taste when it comes to comedies :P

@Saffi: Err… tu kab se spellings sahi karnay laga? :P

The only reason you didn’t like it was “No romance”. Man they should’ve added a gay scene between Alpa Chino and Lance in the movie for you! :P

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Ah, you were in karachi! :)

LOL @ Bhabi, sambhaalien apni aulaad ko, mein nahi sambhaal raha – sab larkiyan samjhengi mera hai!

Oh and I think glasses look really cool! :D

@SAWJ: Lol! Dude, it was a lame movie man. Except for the Tom Cruise part!

@batty: Eh… LOL… umm..

@siras: Ah yes I was in Karachi! :D And oh no, kaku ko bhabi ke havalay karnay ka koi faida nahi hua! :P

Faidaa Kya hua Janay kaa !!
just for a long weekend? I think two months is less =/

It wasn’t lame. What do you expect from a comedy of stupidities? Haven’t you seen American Pies and Scary Movies? ;)

@Huda: Abay! It’s still better than not going at all! :P

@SAWJ: Start writing your name as SAWJ again. Senillius is unnerving! :P And dude, are you comparing Tropic Thunder with Scary Movie? Duhude!

Phir bhii.. 4 dayss.. ??!! :p

Crap :P
Tum kab ja rahi ho? *evil grin*

HAHAHA,
maybe In July, not sure .. :(
Ab tum mat aa jana pechay pechay *rolls eyes*

You really like to flatter yourself, don’t you? :P

LOL.
I don’t think I’d wanna say something after this. :)

Haww, that was mean, right? Sorry!

No No,
It’s all good :)

I like Senilius. SAWJ is almost dead! :P

@Huda: You sure? :)

@SAWJ: Whatever.. I’m not calling you that – I’m sticking with SAWJ! :P

Yes, I am sure :)

Teray baap ka blog hai? :P

HAHHAAHHAAHHA
nice one Senilius ..
Buhat arsay baad yeh line sunnii .. LOLL!! cracked me up. Big timee..

Thank you!

There! I’m not the only one who finds Senilius irritating.

@ Absar: LOL! Koi baat nahi, kabhi to faida ho hee jaye ga! You can keep trying. :P

@siras: I’m a hell of an annoying guy! ;)

fake glasses? dude, u can have my glasses if u want, i dont want to look intelligent

@siras: Lol Ji ji, I’ll keep my efforts on line!

@Leena: Lol! I doubt your glasses will fit me – mera 12 number ka muun hai, if you haven’t noticed :P

Lol @ 12 number ka muu. I think you’re underestimating it :P

Woh apnay hi hotay hein jo….. remember that? :P

Hahaha…. How can I forget that :D

karachi to karachi hai!
with or without glasses Clark Kent to Clark Kent hai :P

@AD: Did you ever so subtly call me champoo? :P

lmaoooooo!! okay i am so happy i found this post. you see even though i do wear glasses for sight because the power is not so bad people believe its for fashion! when its not!!!! PEOPLE i DOO HAVE BAD EYE SIGHT!! sheeshhhhhh..okay im done=D

Hehe, well, glasses do look sexy on some people!

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